10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!