10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester