10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger