10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth