10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)