10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword