10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?