10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?