10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.