10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes