10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!