10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts