10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)