10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth