10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.