10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak