10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"