10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz