10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."