10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.