10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.