10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.