10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.