10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway