10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)