10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from