10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus