10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."