10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson