10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."