10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "No river, no fish."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.