10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?