10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.