10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."