10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon