10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen