10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword