10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.