10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event