10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.