10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.