10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."