10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.