10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.