10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Never educate a stupid poker player.