10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is