10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks