10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Why not, when some because there are three.