10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.