10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.